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Saturday, June 13, 2009 . 4:50 AM

dialogue between a judge and a boy

judge: so do you plead guilty or not?
boy: but i was wearing my seatbelt...
judge: i don't care if you are wearing your seatbelt, going at over 5mph or 22mph, do you plead guilty?
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boy: ok, i plead guilty.
judge: alright, so that will be 75... no, 50. and i'll write it off the record.

the boy beams.